wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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