On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
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seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
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with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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