Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
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do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
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I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
They are going to name an STD after you.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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