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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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