I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
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Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
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sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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