just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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