you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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