it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
The air taste purple.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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