Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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