I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
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Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
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We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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