He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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