Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
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i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
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Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?