he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
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You. Win. At. Life.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
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Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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