She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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