If i come over, it means nothing
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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