I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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