her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Randomize
