are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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