let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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