ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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