Are we in a gay sports bar?
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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