This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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