he looks like a really good dad on facebook
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
We had sex on a dog bed..
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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