What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
where are my eyebrows?
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