Don't you send me to vm
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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