Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
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