Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
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I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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