It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
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i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
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I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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