Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
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Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
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Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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