he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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