Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I think your dad took our porno
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
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