but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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