we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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