Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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