i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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