great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
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You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
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Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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