what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
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Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
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In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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