it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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