is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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