I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
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so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
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I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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