I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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