that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
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