the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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