It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Watching her eat just hurts me
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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