She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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