ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
