remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
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Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
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Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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