Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
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We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
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I got inside last night via doggy door
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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