i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
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Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
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yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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