Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
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