I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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