I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
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